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Craigslist Ad

  Date: 2008-11-12, 12:30PM EST

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The Ad:

Egg Donors Needed Earn $6,000 - $10,000 (Asian)


 Are you a Chinese female age 21-30?

Nation Wide Egg Donation is looking for a Chinese (or partial Chinese) egg donor IMMEDIATLY for a client we are we working with.


Donors should be 5ft 3in or taller, college educated (in college ok), someone who enjoys playing sports, height and weight proportionate, not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), non-smokers, very reliable and responsible, able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice (will reimburse lost wages, mileage, babysitter reimbursement etc up to $800 per cycle), possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for (will have advance notice and you can bring a friend) and have a good family (including self) health history.

To earn $6,000 (for first time donors) and up to $10,000 (for successful proven donors) plus up to a $800 reimbursement for lost wages for time taken off work as well as help our client start their family.



~ Between the ages of 21-32
~ Not taking the Depo shot
~ Have normal menstrual cycles
~Have a great family health history
(self, parents and siblings etc.)
~ No mental illnesses that run in family
~ Not suffering from ADHD, ADD or depression
~ College Educated (in college ok)
~ Non- smoker
~ Cannot have lived outside of the United States for more than 3 months
between the years 1982 - 1996
~ Able to work in the United States
~ Responsible & reliable


  • Compensation: $6,000 - $10,000

Your Take:


My Take:

This is the first time I have heard of Chinese infertility. It has always seemed that the only thing more fertile than the Chinese are ferral cats and ugly girls from West Virginia.

Asking for a Chinese woman to be over 5'3 is like asking for a Dominican with freckles.

When was the last time you saw a Chinese American girl in sports besides an ice skater or gymnast? I think their fathers take them aside after 10th grade and tell them " you no make money kicking ball, you make money fry rice"

They offer more money if you are a successful egg donar...I guess they want to see if your kid is going to come out like Long Duck Dong before they give the bonue.

They want an asian girl who has no mental problems, is between 21- 32, in or went to collage and has a good family...if you find her, please give her my number after you scoop out her eggs, I'll have some other uses for her.


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